Eshat (Virtual Shitters)

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Eshat is a group of players on the Dragonstone Minecraft server known for their mischievous and unconventional gameplay style. The group was founded approximately two years ago by a group of players who referred to themselves as "shitters" due to their tendency to engage in playful pranks and jokes.

Despite their reputation for causing chaos on the server, the members of Eshat are also known for their strong sense of community and camaraderie. They are often found collaborating on large-scale building projects.

In addition to their playful antics, the members of Eshat are also known for their skills in various areas of the game, including building, redstone engineering, and jumping around. They have gained a reputation as formidable opponents in the server's various minigames and tournaments.

Despite their reputation for mischief, the members of Eshat are well-respected within the Dragonstone community for their contributions and their positive impact on the server. They continue to be a prominent and beloved group on the server to this day. Long may they reign!

 

Team origin story:

In a land far, far away, there lived a group of gooey boys known as the Eshat. These boys were special, for they had the ability to secrete a magical substance that could heal wounds and even bring the dead back to life.

The Eshat were scattered throughout the land, each living in their own distant kingdom. But one day, they received a message from the great Drake statue, a sacred monument created by the gnomes.

The message was delivered by a player named Caffeine, who had traveled to the land of Dragonstone after creating the beautiful Drake monument. He spoke of a powerful force that was calling the Eshat to come together and form the strongest team ever known.

The other founding member of the Eshat was Void Cow, who had come from a distant planet where he had ascended to great power by smoking a mysterious substance called "zaza" with an ex-leader of the United States of America, Thomas Jefferson. Void Cow had been granted mystical powers by magic wizards, and he was eager to join forces with Caffeine and the other Eshat.

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Together, Caffeine, Void Cow, and Finn McCool journeyed to the mystical land of Dragonstone, where they founded the Eshat team. From that day on, they worked together to bring justice and righteousness to the world, using their powerful secreting abilities and mystical powers to help those in need.

And so, the story of the Eshat team began, an epic tale of friendship, bravery, and the power of teamwork

Members:

V0IDcow:

V0IDcow was just a normal being on the planet of Tun. He often spent his days meandering the world and gazing over the cliff face into the unknowable nothing, pondering the shallow existence he currently inhabited. This all changed when one day, a group of the most wizenous wizards descended from another planet, seeking out V0IDcow for his exceptional potential. It is rumored that Greg12_ may have been amongst the group of wizards.

The wizards gifted V0IDcow with unknowable powers of consumption, imbuing him with the ability to absorb and assimilate other beings into his own being. At first, V0IDcow was hesitant to use his newfound abilities, but he soon found himself facing a formidable threat: a group of large men known as The Lard Meisters.

The Lard Meisters sought to turn V0IDcow into a barrel of lard, using their own powers of consumption to try and absorb him into their ranks. However, V0IDcow was determined to use his powers for good, and he fought back with all his might. After a long and grueling battle, V0IDcow emerged victorious, using his magic to assimilate The Lard Meisters into his own being.

Following his triumphant victory, V0IDcow was invited to attend Thomas Jefferson's own birthday party, where the two famous men smoked weed with aliens and ascended to a higher plane of existence known as Dragonstone. It was here that V0IDcow formed the group known as Eshat, Virtual Shitters, bringing together a team of skilled and talented players to explore the mysteries of this strange new world.

And so, V0IDcow's journey as the leader of Eshat began, a journey that would take him to incredible heights and unimaginable depths as he explored the vast virtual world of Dragonstone.

Now, V0IDcow is the leader of the Minecraft team known as "Eshat, Virtual Shitters". He is a skilled player who is known for his signature weapon, the True Void Bow. This powerful bow is capable of firing void arrows that can deal massive damage to mobs and players. V0IDcow is known for his strategic use of the True Void Bow in battles and his ability to take down tough opponents. addition to his proficiency with the bow, V0IDcow is also known for his leadership skills and his ability to coordinate and guide the members of Eshat. Overall, V0IDcow is a formidable opponent and a valuable leader for the team. Long may he reign!

 

CaffeineGo:

Caffeine was a skilled Minecraft player, known for his bravery and cunning in the virtual world of Dragonstone server. He had spent countless hours exploring the vast landscapes, fighting fierce mobs, and crafting powerful weapons and armor.

One day, Caffeine stumbled upon a group of gnomes deep in the forest. They were small and mischievous, with silly names like Hoobly Boobly, Greg12_, and Keister Meister. Despite their playful appearances, the gnomes possessed great knowledge and taught Caffeine the ancient scrolls that described a powerful drake statue.

The scrolls spoke of a sacred monument that would bring great power and protection to those who built it. Caffeine knew that he was destined to construct the drake statue, and he set out on a journey to gather the materials and tools needed for the task.

The building process was long and grueling, but Caffeine was determined to see it through to the end. He worked tirelessly, pouring his heart and soul into the project. The gnomes watched in awe as Caffeine crafted each intricate detail of the drake, admiring his skill and dedication.

As the statue neared completion, a dark shadow fell over the land. A horde of fierce mobs descended upon the forest, intent on destroying the drake and claiming its power for themselves. Caffeine and the gnomes knew they had to defend the statue at all costs.

The battle was fierce and violent, but Caffeine was a skilled warrior. He fought with all his might, slicing and dicing his enemies with his enchanted sword. The gnomes fought alongside him, using their quick reflexes and cunning tricks to distract and confuse the mobs.

In the end, Caffeine and the gnomes emerged victorious. The drake statue stood tall and proud, a testament to their bravery and determination. Caffeine returned to his gnome family, hailed as a hero and greeted with cheers and hot dogs. The drake statue remained a beacon of hope and strength for all those who ventured into the forest, and Caffeine was forever remembered as the brave Minecraft player who built it

Today, Caffeine is a mysterious and mischievous Minecraft player known for his absurd creations and actions on the Dragonstone server. Along with his group of friends, known as Eshat, Caffeine spends his days causing chaos and playing pranks on other players.

Despite being an occasional builder, Caffeine is known for his hatred of many things. It is said that he has a long list of things he despises, including but not limited to: overcooked vegetables, long crawls on the beach, and players who refuse to share their resources. Despite his grouchy demeanor, Caffeine is a beloved figure on the Dragonstone server, known for his slow wit and dull sense of humor.

In addition to his antics on the server, Caffeine is also an unsung hero to the Dragonstone moderation team. It is rumored that he has discovered numerous glitches and exploits on the server, yet has never received credit for his efforts. Some say that he uses this knowledge to pull off even more elaborate pranks and jokes on his unsuspecting fellow players.

When he's not causing mischief on the server, Caffeine can often be found indulging in his two great loves: gooey slimy nips and hairy meat. It is said that he has an insatiable appetite for these delicacies, and will stop at nothing to get his hands on them.

Caffeine is also known for his not so impressive combat skills, wielding a weapon known as the angelic axe with deadly precision. His sexiness and powerful position among the virtual shitters on his team only add to his formidable reputation on the Dragonstone server.

Overall, Caffeine is a creamy and beloved figure on the Dragonstone server, bringing laughter and mischief to all those around him. Though he may seem gruff at first glance, he has a heart of gold and is always willing to lend a helping hand (or block) to those in need. So if you ever find yourself on the Dragonstone server and see a player wielding the angelic axe, be sure to watch out for Caffeine.

 

Finn__Mcool:

FinnOnce Mcool isupon a belovetdblocky membertime in the world of Minecraft, there lived a player named Finn__Mcool, a true legend in the land of absurdity. Finn was part of the popularmost peculiar team known as "eshat" (which stood for "Epic Society of Highly Addled Turtles"). This motley crew of Minecraft groupenthusiasts "Eshat,had Virtuala Shitters".reputation for their bizarre antics and absurd adventures that left other players scratching their square-shaped heads in bewilderment.

Finn__Mcool's story began in the quaint Minecraft village of Spudsville, where he was known as the village's eccentric potato farmer. He ishad a talentedknack builderfor growing potatoes of all shapes and sizes, from tiny tater tots to colossal spuds that could rival the size of a tree trunk. However, his life took a decidedly peculiar turn one fateful day when a meteor made entirely of cheese crashed into his farm. It created a massive crater filled with molten cheese, instantly transforming his once-idyllic potato farm into a surreal cheese paradise.

Finn, with his whimsical imagination, saw this cheesy catastrophe as a sign from the Cheese Gods themselves. He decided to abandon his farming life and embark on an epic quest to find the mystical Cheese Sword, rumored to be the only weapon capable of defeating the evil Dairy Dragon that supposedly lurked deep within the Cheese Caves, guarding the Cheese Throne of Legend.

Equipped with nothing more than a wooden spoon, which he affectionately named "Cheesemonger," and wearing a cheese helmet that doubled as a snack dispenser, Finn__Mcool set out on his epic journey. Along the way, he encountered a series of wonderfully weird and wacky characters and creatures that only the world of Minecraft could conjure.

First, he stumbled upon a herd of talking cows that roamed the lush, cheese-drenched fields. These wise bovines offered Finn sage advice and told him tales of the great Cheese Wars that once rocked the land. With their guidance, Finn learned the ancient art of "Cheesemancy," a mystical cheese-based form of magic that would prove invaluable on his quest.

Continuing his journey, Finn encountered a village of cheese-loving villagers who lovesbelieved he was the Chosen Cheese One, destined to bring about the "Age of Gouda." They threw parades in his honor, built cheese statues of him in the town square, and showered him with gifts of rare cheeses from across the land.

In his travels, Finn__Mcool also befriended a curious chicken named Cluckles who had an inexplicable obsession with disco dancing. Cluckles would often break into spontaneous dance moves, leaving a trail of sparkling feathers in his wake. Finn and Cluckles would dance their way through perilous dungeons and caverns, with Finn using Cluckles' rhythmic distraction to outmaneuver enemies and discover hidden cheese caches.

Finn's adventures with the eshat team were equally absurd, and their escapades were the stuff of legends. They once constructed a roller coaster that defied all laws of physics, careening through twists, loops, and fiery hoops before plunging headfirst into a pool of lava. Naturally, they claimed it was the "hottest water park in Minecraft" and invited players from across the server to experience their fiery folly.

In another instance of their zany creativity, the eshat team attempted to domesticate wild llamas by teaching them interpretive dance. They believed that llamas had an untapped talent for expressive movement and that they could create the world's first llama ballet troupe. The result was a hilarious and chaotic spectacle as llamas gracefully leaped and twirled across the landscape, led by Finn's enthusiastic, if somewhat misguided, choreography.

But perhaps one of their most memorable adventures involved their efforts to convince a group of enigmatic creepers to join a musical band they aptly named "The Exploding Tunes." While many would consider creepers to be volatile and dangerous, Finn and his team saw untapped potential in their explosive nature. They handed the creepers musical instruments made of obsidian and redstone and organized wild concerts where the creeper band would perform explosive tunes that lit up the night sky in a dazzling display of pyrotechnics.

In the end, Finn__Mcool never did find the elusive Cheese Sword, and the Dairy Dragon he sought to defeat turned out to be a misunderstood creature who simply yearned for someone to play chess with. The Chess Dragon, as it came to be known, challenged Finn to countless games of chess, each match more epic and cheese-filled than the last.

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Greg12_:

Greg12_ is the most mysterious member of the Minecraft team Eshat, Virtual Shitters. Little is known about him, making him a mysterious and enigmatic presence within the team. Despite his enigmatic nature, Greg12_ is a valuable member of the team and is respected for his skills and contributions. It is rumored that he is an expert at building and has a talent for crafting unique and powerful weapons, but these rumors have yet to be confirmed. Despite his mysterious nature, Greg12_ is a valued member of Eshat and is respected by his teammates for his contributions and expertise.

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iiKingzOfAllz:

iiKingzOfAllz is a member of the Minecraft team Eshat, Virtual Shitters and a close friend to Finn Mcool. He is known for his assistance to Finn in many of his builds, and the two often utilize the same base for their projects. iiKingzOfAllz is a skilled builder who is able to bring Finn's ideas to life and help him create impressive structures. He is also a valuable member of the Eshat, Virtual Shitters team and is known for his teamwork and willingness to lend a hand to his teammates. Overall, iiKingzOfAllz is a valuable ally to Finn and a valuable member of the Eshat.

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